wot

(Source: theamericankid)

pokemonyewest:

Hate gets you nowhere

You gotta be positive

(via effasharkey)

broternia:

i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie”  i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me 

(via a-dreamisawish-yourheartmakes)

brasilianchick:

Best dog sitter ever.

(Source: pleatedjeans, via my-rage-remains-a-beast-untamed)

theamericankid:

Aaaaaaaaaand cannot unsee.

(via fromtheweirdtotheinsane)

advantages of being a boy:

• your boobs don’t get in the way
• no period
• your hormones don’t make you feel like a different person every week
• no childbirth
• penises are fun
• shirts always fit over your chest 
• you can walk around topless in summer without being arrested for it
• you store less fat

advantages of being a girl:

• can use your bra as an extra pocket

(Source: ad0lf-hipster, via lmx3)

Sometimes you meet someone and even though you
never liked brown eyes before, their eyes are your favourite colour now
and sometimes you meet someone who can make the
sickest addictions seem beautiful and sometimes
there’s some people you’d rather sit on a couch with
and drink some gas station coffee and read your favourite
books over and over while you forget that dinners on the stove
so it gets burned but you still think it’s delicious anyway.

(Source: acutelesbian, via aphroditea)

very-vveird:

iwantajaneaustenlife:

kaelaprincess:

holy shiz shes never goin down

I’m probably going to cry when the queen dies and I’m american

She’s not going to so its fine

(Source: pleatedjeans, via keep-it-together-quinn)